To get Ike ready to go outside you must:
- Find mittens.
- Wrestle mittens onto toddler singing “thumb in the thumb place, fingers all together.”
- Accept that the thumb will not be in the thumb place.
- Find snow suit.
- Wrestle toddler into snow suit.
- Find boots.
- Wrestle toddler into boots.
To get Juno ready to go outside you must:
- Utter the word “outside” in any tone of voice, at any volume, even a whisper.